The Detective:
CAROL-ANN PERKINS - middle-aged, a total mess, clumsy, but intense
The Contestants:
ANNIE - good-natured, daffy, a little bit older, 50s-60s
SHIVA (F) - goth, vicious, terrifying, 20s-30s
PRESIDENT GENERAL POPE JOHNSON (M) - fabulous, probably wears amazing glasses, he might wear shoes that have wheels in them and roll around the stage, 20-30s,
IFEZ (M)- from an indeterminate foreign country, he does his own thing, might wear a boa or heels, probably has exotic facial hair, 20s-40s LUKE, sweet, kind of dumb, good-looking, 20s
All other roles may be played by one male and one female actor. Most of the roles below are gender neutral.
CHIEF BAILIHEW - police chief
DETECTIVE MOSLEY - probably female, a high-ranking officer
OFFICER JONES - a police officer (played the actor playing Chief)
OFFICER NIGELA - a police officer (played by the actor playing Mosley)
ALIANA - a supermodel, host of the show (played by the actor playing Mosley)
TOSCA - elegant, immaculately coiffed advisor to the contestants (played by the actor playing Chief)
PIETER - Norwegian fashion designer, judge (played by the actor playing Chief)
In my mind, President is African-American and Ifez is Hispanic, but any of the roles may be played by an actor of any race or ethnicity.