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Clown Bar Christmas

Full-Length Play, Dark Comedy  /  3w, 5m, 2any gender (adult)

Adam Szymkowicz

This edgy comedy with music is a prequel to Clown Bar. During a snowstorm, the denizens of Clown Bar try to entertain some clown kids with some clown holiday stories.

Clown Bar Christmas

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  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    3w, 5m, 2any gender (adult)
  • Duration
    Duration
    75 Minutes
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Christmas/Holiday
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult
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Summary

The clowns have all come home for the holidays!

Set before the events of Clown Bar, Clown Bar Christmas tells the story of clowns... in a bar... at Christmas. There’s more to it, but you'll have to venture into the seedy underbelly of clown crime to see for yourself. (This play is not appropriate for children.)

History
After a reading at The Nola Project in New Orleans on December 11, 2023, Clown Bar Christmas made its world premiere with the Crow River Players at the Little Theatre in New London, Minnesota on December 21, 2023. The production was directed by Matt Hegdahl.
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Performing Groups
DUSTY – M, the crooner
PETUNIA – F, the good time girl/waitress/dancer/babysitter/bartender
ZUZU – A child clown played by an adult
ZIPPY – A child clown played by an adult
TIMMY – M, Happy’s brother, an addict. Can be doubled with BOBO.
GIGGLES – M, a gangster
SHOTGUN – M, a gangster
OLD SPATCHY – Any gender, very old, Slavic accent. Can be doubled with BOBO.
HAPPY – M, the leading man
BLINKY – F, the moll
POPO – F, an assassin
BOBO – M, the mob boss
  • Time Period Contemporary, Present Day
  • Setting The Clown Bar, a bar full of clowns set up like a cabaret. The present or recent past.
  • Features Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes, Elaborate/High-Volume Costumes, Fantasy Costumes
  • Additional Features No Intermission
  • Duration 75 Minutes
  • Cautions
    • Alcohol
    • Strong Language
    • Mild Adult Themes

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  • Minimum Fee: £55 per performance plus VAT when applicable.

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Adam Szymkowicz

Adam Szymkowicz

Adam Szymkowicz’s plays have been produced throughout the U.S and in Canada, England, Wales, The Isle of Man, Ireland, Scotland, The Netherlands, New Zealand, Australia, Germany, Greece, Mexico, Turkey, Switzerland, South Korea, Thailand, Sweden, Austria, Slovenia, Malaysia, ...

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